One month.

Oh, by the way, we've been married for a whole month today. Woo Hoo! In the past month I've learned a few things.

1. Cruises are awesome. As soon as I perfect my Under the Stateroom Bed camoflauge i'm outta here.
2. If you ever put regular dish soap in your diswasher you can add a capful of liquid fabric softener to the machine and let it run to break up the bubbles. Not that I did anything like that...
3. Registy gifts are fun, until you have to find room for them.
4. A long soak in warm water and OxiClean will get out the stench from a t-shirt left in the shower of your stateroom for a week.
5. Ring around the collar is real. Guys, wash the back of your filthy necks! EEEEWWWW!