Please note that in North Carolina if you have your windshield wipers on, you must also have your headlights on. No, this doesn't apply if you are cleaning your windshield, but it does if it's raining due to a currently un-named tropical system off the coast. I should have flashed about six of you maroons today on my way to work, but I was too busy trying to drive in the afore mentioned un-named tropical system and not hit you idiots without your damn lights on! If you ignore this letter I hope you get ticket upon ticket until you realize that this is dangerous and you are stupid.
My unlimited love to you all,