Thought the Sound of Music Songs were out of my head, huh? Nope.
So whenever I mention my sleep disorder I always get the same question: What does it mean to have hypersomnia/narcolepsy? (Depending on which term I decided to use. Still not sure about that.) My answer always seems to fail. It always gets a litany of "I must have that, i'm so tired." Well, maybe, but probablly not. There's a difference between being tired for real reasons and just being tired because your brain is fucked up.
Having narcolepsy (i'll go with this since it's easier to type) means that I look forward to going home and going to bed.
It means when i'm walking across campus to get something signed I look at the fluffy green grass on the mall and think about how nice it would be to just snuggle up for a nap.
It means I have that same thought standing at my mailbox looking across my front yard.
It means that I feel like my blood is made of lead much of the time.
It means that episode of Seinfeld where George built the sleeping compartment under his desk is my dream.
It means that I just don't feel like doing much of anything.
It means that my options for meds are really limited and chock full of side effects.
It's like being a cat in a human body with human responsibilities. You can't take the five naps a day like you need. You can't curl up on that sunny grass, at least not in your front yard unless you want the neighbors to talk. You have to work unless you can get disability and that's no easy or desirable task. You feel like a zombie shuffling around, except zombies don't really have much to do except seek out brains to eat. They don't have lives to enjoy or things to miss out on because they feel bad. So that world is what having narcolepsy is.