Damn it to the bowels of pus-spewing, blood-gutted hell!

Well folks, apparently it won't just be my Aunt Gloria coming to David's Bridal with me. Please welcome my Aunt Flo. Of all the fucking days. No wonder my headache is still kicking. Watch me bleed all over a dress I hate and have to buy it. And I had to walk over to the student store and pay $3 for eight tampons when I have plenty at home. A box of 20 I paid $2 for at Walgreens. Fucking period.