Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Dear Walgreens,

I know you've switching my Ritalin with Tic-Tacs. Fess up. I should not feel this shitty a mere two hours after taking my Ritalin. I don't know what sort of sick person would change out someone's sleep disorder meds with breath mints but you hired them. I demand a return of my $10 co-pay, an apology and a $500 gift card to compensate me for feeling so shitty all the time I should have been feeling better had I been getting my meds.

If you do not comply I will be forced to stage a sleep-in protest at your store until my demands are met.

You have 48 hours to respond.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hehe....you so cwaaaazy!
hope you feel better soon.
i know how it is to feel crappy all the time!